12.19.2005
My Top Five Favourite Myths of Chuck Norris...
So here are my top five myths concerning Chuck Norris: 5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light; not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
:: posted by craig, 14:32
