4.09.2005
oh the monarchy...
On the day of the 2nd wedding of Prince Charles, people around the world but especially in the UK ask the question: do we need the monarchy? The Royal family has been plagued with bad publicity ever since the divorce of Prince Charles and Princess Diana. One more devasting scandal may cause Britains to become fed up with the ailing monarchy and get rid of it. Now I'm not suggesting that the monarchy should be rid of, but there are some possible scandals that can help them in blowing their chances with the British public:
- The illegitimate child - with the affairs that Prince Charles is having, it wouldn't be surprised if all of a sudden the illegitimate showed up. What if he/she was older than Prince William? Could he or she become the next king/queen? Even better, considering the public won't even accept Camilla as queen, how would they react if the child was hers and heir to the throne?
- Prince William comes out of the closet - It's the only thing that hasn't happened to them yet! We've already seen love affairs, pot-smoking, nazi dressing, deaths/murders, and partying! Just imagine the millions of heart broken girls all around the world. The moral authority of the monarchy would completely be obliterated upon such an event. (Thanks to Marcella for this one)
Got any good ones? Feel free to drop them by. Peace.
:: posted by craig, 08:33
