8.23.2006
An oil-free country?
Apparently Sweden is trying to become an oil-free country by 2020. It would seem that, should they be successful, they would provide an example that which Canada should strive for. The only problem is that the article always refers to renewable energies but does not really specify what kinds (especially since they are getting rid of all nuclear energy plants).
You can check the article out here.
You can check the article out here.
8.17.2006
Teamwork
8.16.2006
Oh no, that's just craziness:
Believe it or not, Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad has started up a blog - a blog! You can check it out His Craziness here.
8.08.2006
Sent to Me by a Friend: Prison vs. Work
If you ever get these two environments confused, this should makethings a little bit clearer:
IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK........ you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......... you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........... you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON.......... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........... you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON......... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK........... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. I
N PRISON........ you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.......... you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON.......... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........... you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON......... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK......... you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON......... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK........... they're called managers.
IN PRISON..... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ......you spend most of your time wanting to get out andgo inside bars.
Have a Good Day at Work!
IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK........ you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......... you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........... you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON.......... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........... you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON......... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK........... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. I
N PRISON........ you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.......... you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON.......... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........... you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON......... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK......... you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON......... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK........... they're called managers.
IN PRISON..... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ......you spend most of your time wanting to get out andgo inside bars.
Have a Good Day at Work!
